BaconBaconBaconBaconBaconBACON!

We are taking care of Lily's class pet this weekend.  He's freaking adorable.  Seriously.  His name is Bacon, and he's a guinea pig.  Lord.  I might die of cute.

Heayy... My name is Bacon, and I'm'a steal your heart if you aren't careful.  I'm an Aries.  My weaknesses are those little orange vanilla treat things... and The Righteous Brothers.

What?  I heard you liked N'Sync.  I suggest you watch it.

Hm.  I can't tell if I like this.

OK, I guess I do.

My beauty secrets?  I enjoy long leisurely days by the pool, and I run laps around my cage.  Also?  I use Paul Mitchell products, exclusively.

Hey... baby.

All right... that's enough.