Be prepared for a little gratuitous flame shots... I love fire. I do. Fire is awesome.
|Never mind... me. I am not about to bash you over the head with an old, crappy guitar.|
|...unless you attempt a selfie.|
|Lashing out at technology.|
|Any good fire starts out tiny. I don't know why there is a beer can in there... (whistle...)|
|Often, the question of the evening is: "Will it burn?"|
|Oh. Well, yes. It will.|
|And this, my friends, is why you never, ever, ever break a guitar neck over your knee. The neck wins. Every time. Yes. Yes, it does.|